when you’re a thief: (I’m a thief I’m a thief) you can call me a thief
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.
GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.
I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here
the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love
great clouds roll over the hills bringing darkness from above
but if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
seduce me with ur history knowledge
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
And a traitor.
But at the moment, I don’t care. Not what he says, or who he says it for, only that he is still capable of speech.
The fucking loop on this gif.
Legit can’t even tell where it loops.
The loop ends right after the red car.
when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit
what if the avengers spend the entire movie fighting ultron and they never get the upper hand and things are lookin’ pretty dire for them and then at the very last second pepper potts shows up and blows him up and then turns around and goes “that was okay, right? that was the bad robot? okay just checking”